Is the Presbyterian Church Harmful to My Health - Part 10

The next morning, I drove back to the motel. We had an hour before Donna had to check out, but it was an interesting hour. Donna had the laptop recharged. Well, I was absolutely amazed to learn how talented she was. She had developed some of our pictures and showed them to me on the computer. It was fun to see them so soon. Then she showed me two web sites she had constructed on Yahoo. Over 300 people had asked to join one of them, and over 60 people had asked to join another. She was extremely organized and had hundreds of pictures arranged carefully into online photo albums which she named. She also had other pictures organized on CDs. She showed me some of the pictures on CDs also. Some of them were pretty outrageous and I just laughed till I cried.

Right before I left, I showed Donna Erin’s website. We looked up Erin’s schedule and found out she was going to be in Pittsburgh much of November. We also looked at her Yahoo profile. She was online at the time, and Donna threatened to message her. I would have DIED of embarrassment! Anyway, then Donna teased me that she was going to e-mail Erin and tell her the truth about me and send her pictures of me in nightgowns.

After that, we went to Perkins and had brunch. Then we went back to the motel, and it was good-by time. I was sad to see her go, and we had had such a wonderful time. It was time to come home, take a nap, and get ready for church at Round Hill. I only hoped Rev. Meek had not witnessed my behavior in Round Hill cemetery the evening before. Donna and I had joked about running into him and me saying, "Hi, Rev. Meek, this is my transgender friend Donna. We’re here at Theodosia’s grave in the cemetery after dusk taking pictures of ghosts."

No one said anything weird to me at Round Hill, so I assumed they didn’t know about my bizarre behavior. Jan asked if my friend had come to visit, and I was trying to remember if I had called my friend "he" or "she" to Jan!

That evening, I got online with Donna and she started sending me pictures. It was fascinating, because once she played around with the lighting on the cemetery shots, lots of ghost animals showed up. The 1797 tombstone at Round Hill had an image of a ghost cat on it. Several other shots revealed images of ghost cats and dogs in the cemeteries. Donna concluded that since we both love animals, we attracted animal ghosts around us.

To be continued…